I Am The Brown Eyed Girl.

Lighting the fuse might result in a bang.

ginnywheezy:

Happy 34th birthday Harry! 

You wonderful boy. You brave, brave man.

(via luvtheking)

lucyinthesky451:

acidemotions:

comedyaintpretty:

One of the best ending moments in a movie.

What movie is this 😂

It’s called Some Like it Hot and it is my favorite movie and I highly suggest it to anybody

mermaid613:

poyzn:

Quick and simple lifehacks.

I am so fucking done

(via therealdanacardinal)

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

penceyprepofficial:

when I was like 9 my neighbors asked me to watch their fish and cat while they went on vacation and I was like “lol k” and while they were gone tHE FUCKING FISH DIED so when they got home I apologized to the mom and she was just like “no need to apologize, I turned the filter off so they would die because they are too much work. You did nothing wrong” and she gave me 20 bucks and that is the story of my first contracted murder

your first…?

(Source: penceyprepofficial, via criss-and-castiel)

alt-j:

ppl on this website be like your grades don’t measure your intelligence but whether or not you drink tea and like dr. who does

(via lionquinns)

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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Full Moon Dates for 2014

padalocked-up:

darkenedstiles:

wizardsdemigodsandtributes:

cmtilney:

she-snake:

thepinkowl:

January 15th
February 14th
March 16th
April 15th
May 14th
June 12th
July 12th
August 10th
September 8th
October 8th
November 6th
December 6th

for my followers who are werewolves

for my followers who are dating werewolves

to all my followers that want to avoid werewolves

for all my followers who want to become werewolves

for all my followers who hunt werewolves

(Source: silverwitch, via therealdanacardinal)

punkwarren:

striderdaves:

i love catfish so much because they act like theyre fbi agents or something when theyre really just using reverse google image search

i thought you meant the animal and let me tell you that was a wild minute of me trying to figure out the psychology of fish thinking they’re federal law enforcement

(via therealdanacardinal)

studydrawordrink:

iamthebrowneyedgirl's request for a person engulfed in flames which I got a little carried away with, it glows in the dark a little where the flame is brightest and I have no idea what to call it, so I'll leave that up to Hannah.

Cannot believe how incredible this is. Thank you!!!!

makemestfu:

EVERYTHING RELATE

If My Dog Could Talk

Dog:

WAT DOING

Me:

Nothing. I just stood up.

Dog:

WHERE GO

Me:

I'm literally walking 3 feet away. I'm not even leaving the room.

Dog:

CAN I COME

Me:

I mean sure but I'm literally just-

Dog:

I COME TOO

Dog:

WAT DOING

Me:

I need to open this door.

Dog:

I HALP

Me:

No but you're in front of the door. Move please.

Dog:

I HALP

Me:

Sigh.

Dog:

WHERE GOING

Me:

I am going right back to the exact place I was sitting a second ago.

Dog:

CAN I COME

Me:

Sure.

Dog:

I SIT IN LAP

Me:

No please don't you are-

Dog:

I SIT IN LAP

Me:

No there's no room and-

Dog:

LAP

Me:

No, sit on the floor and I'll pet you.

Dog:

RIGHT HERE

Me:

That's literally on top of my leg.

Dog:

IT'S PERFECT PET ME

Me:

I am petting you. One second, let me just grab my glass-

Dog:

PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

Me:

I literally am petting you, I just needed a drink-

Dog:

PET ME PET ME PET ME PET ME

Me:

I AM

Dog:

I SIT IN LAP

Dog:

PET ME PET ME PET ME

Dog:

HOLD SLOBBER TOY

Dog:

SNEEZE IN UR FACE

Me:

.......

jewbat:

bombing:

i came out tonight to get attacked and honestly i am having such a fun time right now

(via seasonsofjohnlock)

“Marry someone you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

—   My mum (via everybodysgotadarkside97)

(via illrememberthat)

“What are the units?”

—   Ancient science proverb (via adventuresinchemistry)

(via smilesandvials)

dylanfuller:

owlturdcomix:

We go forward.

What the fuck this is so sad….? what?

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