I Am The Brown Eyed Girl.

Lighting the fuse might result in a bang.

The Fellowship of the Benzene Ring

thegrapesofangst:

Boronmir
Leadolas
Argongorn
Frodo Bunsen
Goldli
Pipette Took
Gallium the Grey
Samwise Gasgee
Magnesium Brandybuck

(via smilesandvials)

“number your carbons”

—   ancient ochem proverb (via cyclopentadiene)

(via smilesandvials)

kidouyuuto:

also kids shouldnt be scared of their parents. theres a difference between “im not gonna do this bad thing because i respect my parents and i dont want to disappoint them” and “im not gonna do this bad thing because im scared of what my parents will do to me if i do”

(Source: caninevillain, via ughsteverogers)

iamladyloin:

mollystormjackson:

I will always and forever be fascinated by customer’s weird gender hangups. 

(on tapastic)

I work in a cupcake shop. What most young kids want is Sprinkles (Capital S is important). After that guys tend to be the biggest consumers of the very pink strawberry cheesecake cupcake. But people buying for boys that aren’t there get them a peanut butter cup cupcake.

(via hellofandomfeels)

khaleesibeyonce:

LOL YES.
glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

(via hellofandomfeels)

killbilled:


Dementors are among the foulest creatures that walk this earth. They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air around them.


Get too near a dementor, and every good feeling, every happy memory will be sucked out of you. You’ll be left with nothing but the worst experiences of your life.

killbilled:

Dementors are among the foulest creatures that walk this earth. They infest the darkest, filthiest places, they glory in decay and despair, they drain peace, hope, and happiness out of the air around them.
Get too near a dementor, and every good feeling, every happy memory will be sucked out of you. You’ll be left with nothing but the worst experiences of your life.

(via lumos-reparo)

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facts-i-just-made-up:

cocktormedick:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Mated turtles share their shells!
Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

facts-i-just-made-up:

cocktormedick:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Mated turtles share their shells!

Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

(Source: psvlms, via hellofandomfeels)

insanity-and-vanity:

Australian model caught being distracted during a photo shoot when the first plane hit tower 1. What an epic photo.

insanity-and-vanity:

Australian model caught being distracted during a photo shoot when the first plane hit tower 1. What an epic photo.

(via lovs)

johnnyxtreason:

Anarcho-capitalism? More like “I wanna be a rebel but not so much that my dad cuts off my trust fund.”

(via bloodsuckingsuckubus)

hoopyfez:

timelordinadevilstrap:

Fun fact: tennant forgot his line in this scene and said this instead

WHAT

(Source: thsharpest, via seasonsofjohnlock)